the Giant Omelette is like the foodstamps system of neopets
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mochiyoshka’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) To put on panties.
oh..;-;
what
sassy-gay-otps’s name means: 1) A failure at life. 2) Spending Valentine’s Day alone.
…..oh
misssalad’s name means: 1) To transform into a hentai. 2) Slightly homo.
Trufax
1) Giving up halfway. 2) Shotacon.
Clearly this website has peered directly into my soul.
2k3wl4sk00l’s name means: 1) Suffering. 2) Everyone’s favorite tweeter.
uh
ok
(Source: kotesticle)
Look at this fucking person wearing a dress.
Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there.
(via pyromantix)
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Those are damn good questions.First Nations Man and His Wife, 1886.
via Glenbow Museum
omg look at her face she knows whats up
ACK
This is a great picture of a beautiful First Nations couple, but who are they? Where did they come from?
We are left with absolutely no idea as to who they were.
That bugs the hell out of me.
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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
i just had some chicken period it was delicious
man i could really go for some chicken period in a basket right now
a period doesnt develop into a fetus, fucknuts.
its a chicken ABORTION
god, get it right. besides, i think eating abortions is a much better scare tactic than eating a ‘chicken period’
(Source: joebspecial)
OH MY GOOOOOD
oh my god i did this with our chickens all the tIME WHY DO THEY DO THAT GOSH
It’s to provide a more stable field of vision while scoping predators, since their eye movements are limited.
/ZOOLOGY~
^
Liz, literally one of my best science frands
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Trickster Sol! In… gold boots. I’m sorry, tumblr. The boots are permanent.
A BABE
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